The Trifecta

I forgot to post our story about Jeremy's rough evening. We were changing Creux's diaper, tag team style, a couple weeks ago. It was still mostly breastfed poo, so it was runny and yellow. It was such a bad blowout that we needed to get him in the shower. So Jeremy had Creux in his hands, naked, with both of them covered in it as I was running the baby bath. He had to be hosed off before we could put him in his bath because we didn't want to bathe him in dirty water. So Jeremy is holding him a foot or so away from him to avoid getting the poop on him, and Creux just pukes, projectile, all the way over to Jeremy's shirt! So we get him hosed off, and Jeremy now has been pooped on and puked on, and we finally get him into his bath. Creux proceeds to throw up two more times on Jeremy and as Daddy is getting him out of the bathtub, I see this tall, arch-like stream of water coming from Creux's direction, going onto Jeremy once again! He was peeing on his Daddy as he was getting taken out of the bathtub! So to sum it up, within 3 minutes, Jeremy had been pooped on, puked on, and peed on! I was laughing so hard I could barely breathe! Jeremy thought it was amusing as well, with the comment, "You've got to be kidding me!" coming out of his mouth three times that evening!